It's my first time...Be gentle...

I've discovered this thing recently; apparently after everyone else on the planet. My lack of technological savvy has hindered me long enough, so here goes. Is anyone even out there? Is anyone reading? Do people even do that anymore? If so, I apologize for any incoherence from this day forward. But for now, this is my pledge to anyone who reads this:
1. I will always be honest.
2. Not everything I say is true.
3. I try to be interesting, but it will not always happen.
4. No one tells me what to do, what to say, or what to think.
5. I hope you are entertained.

Enjoy!