Three Times
Three times in one day. Wow. I used to say that about sex. Now I don't say anything about it, because I don't know anything about it. I'm old. I'm washed up. Useless. Who wants to have sex with that? I don't know how I'm going to break it to my mom that no, I'm not going to be able to give her any grandchildren. She's just going to have to make do with the two she has now.
It really does suck, not only because it's no fun to have no one in the world to love you, but also because it's such a great stress reliever. The world definitely looks lots better and easier to handle when you're not completely stressed out. And somehow, the do-it-yourself approach just isn't the same. I know; I've tried.
So anyway, I guess it was a complete waste of money to buy a queen size bed, since the only part that gets any use is the middle. There's some other stuff I don't need either. Mostly "clothes". Not the kind of clothes you can take to a thrift store.
The laptop has replaced the lapdance. Typical, I'm sure, but usually it doesn't happen for at least another 20 years. Lucky me. I'm ahead of the game.
It really does suck, not only because it's no fun to have no one in the world to love you, but also because it's such a great stress reliever. The world definitely looks lots better and easier to handle when you're not completely stressed out. And somehow, the do-it-yourself approach just isn't the same. I know; I've tried.
So anyway, I guess it was a complete waste of money to buy a queen size bed, since the only part that gets any use is the middle. There's some other stuff I don't need either. Mostly "clothes". Not the kind of clothes you can take to a thrift store.
The laptop has replaced the lapdance. Typical, I'm sure, but usually it doesn't happen for at least another 20 years. Lucky me. I'm ahead of the game.
posted by Ocean | 11:28 PM
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