Curses

I think I am cursed. As in actually cursed. By whom and why I don't know, but the more I think about it, the more it seems possible. No, I'm not crazy. But I started thinking about it, and there is a pattern here that I have been unable to break, despite my efforts to make good decisions and change the way I do things.

So here's the logic:

I'm 34 years old, and have had only 2 relationships IN MY LIFE that lasted longer than 90 days. One of those people is dead. The other person hooked up with one of my close friends 3 days after I left, so it wasn't really significant. The rest of the relationships have been short, as in a couple of weeks, maybe a couple of months if I'm lucky. Then *poof*, they're gone. No explanation, no fights, no nothing. Just gone. And here I am, wondering what happened, and wondering how it happened, and licking my wounds yet again. It also occurred to me today that I'm a curse to those around me. The last roommate I had, she couldn't keep a guy around to save her life. Then she moves out, and within six months, she has a boyfriend. A really good one. Then the roommate I had before that. She bounced around from guy to guy, then after I announced I was moving out, she started seeing a great guy who she is now happily married to. Before that, I was living with a guy who had a girlfriend. Starts out great, right? They're having some sort of issue, then he starts staying at her house all the time, decides to propose, and bam, they're married together with a kid now. Before that, the guy I lived with in NC was perpetually alone and pining after some girl I never met. He tries going out with a few girls, but nothing ever materializes. I'm not sure exactly what happened after I left, but I do know that he's married now to a very cute girl. Go back one more roommate. He tried dating several women, and nothing ever came of any of them. They were all short-lived and seemed unfulfilling. Last I heard, he had gotten back together with his ex-girlfriend, who was something like the love of his life. So there, I have managed to not only fuck up my own life, but temporarily fuck up the lives of those around me. It's a good thing I live alone now.

So anyway, I did some research about curses, and found one that told me how to tell if I'm cursed. There's this test involving a deck of cards, and so I did it. I did it 5 times, with the same results. I'm 66.6% sure I'm cursed. That's a majority for those of you who are counting. So I suppose now my problem isn't figuring myself out, it's figuring out how to lift a curse I just found out about. Any ideas?