3 Things

There are a few things in this world that are really starting to piss me off. Seriously.

1. iPhones. Okay, if you need a bandwagon, here is one. Hey, can I buy an overpriced thing that claims to be a phone but is really just a tiny computer? Can I spend $300 on it and have it be outdated by the next generation in six months? OMG I'm in! Please please please, let me waste money on that! I have so much time to spend on useless games and "apps" that will make me feel like I'm not the complete idiot that I actually am. And please make sure it has GPS. Yes, I know I've been getting around just fine (more or less) for the last 30 or 40 years, but this GPS thing is a NECESSITY. I simply MUST know where everything is at all times. God forbid I take a wrong turn in this life. That could be fatal. How did I ever live without this worthless piece of shit? Better question: how will I live with it? With all the dropped calls, you will never be able to actually speak to me again. Just Facebook it. Because apparently that's the only kind of communication I'm capable of with this little brick of uselessness.

2. Facebook. I am so tired of you (the collective you) bitching and moaning about your life in public. News flash: no one cares. Your stupid little life is inconsequential to basically everyone. The only reason we Facebooked you in the beginning is because we wanted to see your pictures, and now that we have seen your fat/ugly spouse, we feel satisfied enough to leave you alone and never talk to you again. Seriously, if we had wanted to stay in contact with you, we would've.

3. Boys. You suck. Read the rest of my posts to find out why. But know that you fucking suck.

I know there are more, but I forgot the rest. I'll tell you about them later.