Lifetime Movies

There's nothing quite like a Lifetime Movie. They are addictive and dangerous. And there are millions of people who watch them. And I am one. I can't help it. It is a bizarre guilty pleasure. A convulsive beauty. They dig up some star of yesteryear like Tracey Gold or Judith Light or Meredith Baxter Berney or Tori Spelling and put them in some position that they think is of some importance to women. (it's actually kind of insulting, that they think all women want to watch are movies about eating disorders and jealous suicidal or homicidal lovers)

A drifter who stole a woman's identity.

A girl trying to fit in kills the most popular girl in school.

A girl trying to make it through college takes a job as a call girl.

Yep, these are themes in the forefront of every woman's mind. These movies suck beyond belief, but they are incredibly watchable. I've been sucked into a Lifetime Movie Marathon before.

Sometimes they show movies that actually had box office release. But then they do ridiculous things like dub over the naughty words like 'ass' and 'damn' with words like 'gollie' and 'man'.

Ahh, ya gotta love it.