Have Nots

I was thinking yesterday about all the things I haven't done in my life. Here is the list, but I'm sure I'll have to adend it later.

I've never ridden in a limo. I've never been outside the US. I've never been to Hawai'i or Alaska. I've never visited Chicago. I've never surfed. I have never been pregnant, married, widowed, or divorced. I have never eaten escargot or grits. I've never flown on a private plane. I've never been in a tornado or hurricane. I've never seen California's redwoods or been to Napa. I've never called 911. I've never been admitted to a hospital. I've never had a major medical procedure, including an MRI or CAT scan. I've never been to and NFL, NHL, or NBA game. I've never bought real estate. I have never stolen cable. I have never shoplifted. I've never been in jail or fingerprinted. I've never been issued a traffic ticket. I've never purchased drugs illegally. I have never driven over 100 mph. I have never run a marathon. I have never broken a major bone. I have never collapsed or passed out. I have never been cool. I have never been a smoker. I have never hired a lawyer. I have never been in court. I have never been elected to anything. I have never met a president before, during, or after his term in office. I have never met a politician above mayor. I have never met a tv personality. I have never been waxed anywhere on my body. I have never gotten a tattoo. I have never tried a fad diet. I have never been in a fist fight. I have never broken up a fight. I have never skydived, bungee jumped, or parasailed. I've never been on a cruise. I've never been on a boat other than a speedboat or a ferry. I have never seen a dead body of a human. I have never been hunting. I have never skinny dipped. I have never had sex in a hot tub. I have never used a sex toy, alone or with someone. I have never had a three-way. I have never paid money for sex. I have never been paid money for sex. I have never been on salary or driven a company car. I have never had a disposable income. I have never had a job more than 3 years. I have never been out of school for more than 2 years. I have never owned my own business. I have never hitch-hiked. I have never ridden a bus or a train as a method of long distance travelling. I have never had a step-sibling or step-parent, or any other step-relative.

I'm sure there are many many more, but this is a good list to start with. Hope it was educational.