Good Answers

Today is the last day to register to vote. If anyone happens across this, I'm begging you to vote.

Sometimes I wish I was a quicker thinker. I never come up with the good answers when I need to. I just say the first thing that comes into my head and then later I think of the real answer that I wish I would have said. I need to structure my conversations like the debates and get the questions ahead of time. Because I never really know what I'm talking about right off the bat. I hate that. I wish I were wittier and knew what I was talking about. Especially when my answers make a difference. Because people don't like it when you change your mind.

They call you a flip flopper and wishy washy when you really just reconsidered the problem and came up with a different conclusion. So anyone who asks me a question should really give me a day or two and ask it again. I may have a new and improved answer. And I may want to take some things back. Because I probably told you too much anyway. Because I can't keep my mouth shut.

My thoughts really should stay up in my head. Or at least the impulsive ones.