Secrets and Lies

Not everything in here is true, but it is based on real events.

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Location: Southern California

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Delicious

So I think the new guy at the hotel (who also happens to be my supervisor) sexually harrassed me yesterday. Or, if you want to look at it differently, hit on me. I have worked with him one time before this, so I don't really know him at all. I do know that in the month he's been there, he has falsified his time card at least twice. He's from some Eastern European country; Serbia, I think. I think about Slobodan whenever I see him, even though that's not even close to his name. So anyway, what happened is he said How are you, to which I responded, fine thanks, how are you? Seems innocuous enough. Except that hisresponse was "Delicious." WTF? I was a little bit grossed out. At first I chalked it up to his foreignness, but later thought he knows English well enough to know that Delicious isn't a suitable answer for that question. So then I started thinking that perhaps it was a way of him 'feeling me out' to see if I might be game, especially since he didn't really bug me for the rest of the night. It kind of weirded me out, though. Weird. Now you know how much I enjoy hot foreigners (i.e. Assman from South Africa, the hot Czech, etc.), but this guy isn't even close to being in the same league. If the hot Czech were Brad Pitt, this guy would be Steve Buscemi. Not at all worthy of what I have to offer, which is much.

Anyway, just thought I'd share. And for the record, yes, I am delicious.

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