Secrets and Lies

Not everything in here is true, but it is based on real events.

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Location: Southern California

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Your link

So I checked out the girl you told me about. Your link didn't work so I just googled her. You haven't seen me in a really long time...but yes, there are elements that are similar. She looks a lot more innocent and sweet than I do. She reminds me of Fiona Apple (or at least her voice does).

What's new with you?

I still stand by my earlier statement. I guarantee that if I had big boobs and a smaller IQ, I wouldn't be blogging on a Friday night. I would be getting laid. That said, some guy I don't know hunted me down on myspace and very casually told me he loves feet and basically needs a dominatrix. Where do these people come from? I guess my profile picture doesn't really say "church girl" so much as it says "Trouble". Too bad the good looking dudes of San Diego all want to date a Charger girl, not a hot teacher. When did the teacher fantasy go out of style? I know all the best places to do it on campus...

Oh yeah, the earthquake was a bit weird. I work in a 100 year old house and my office is upstairs. Oddly enough, I felt the rumbling before it actually hit, and when it did, the house swayed a bit, which made me nervous. I never thought about the structural integrity of the house until then, but the swaying did make me a bit queasy. It's been a while since we've had one here; the last time I felt one was a tiny one about a year ago.

I'm thinking of applying for a Fulbright Grant. I want to go to Prague and study filmmaking and find my long lost family. I recently found out that I'm related to Larry Bird on my mom's side (we're close enough relatives that it's probably illegal for me to marry his kids in some states). And yes, THE Larry Bird. So, it only begs the question of what kind of illustrious townspeople are in my family tree on my dad's side. Perhaps there is a famous family of circus folk that would explain a lot. My guess is they own some cattle or goats and have very few outfits. I'm going to have to learn some Czech ASAP, which is a little scary.

So I have one more parting gift. A couple of weekends ago San Diego had their Pride Weekend, and of course, the parade goes right through my neighborhood. I watched the parade for a while, but quickly became disappointed in the number of hot young shirtless men on the floats so I met some friends at a club and started drinking and acting stupid since the chance of getting any was slim to none, even with the Mardi Gras style necklace with the Magnum condom attached to it that I was wearing. Anyway, I ran into a kid who's in my art history class, and he's the only cute guy in the class. I pretty much ambushed him and my gay friend was armed with a camera. You get the idea. Anway, this one is a classic Lisa pose. Enjoy.

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