Star Wars Subtitles: Whoa.

Sometimes subtitles can be a bit misleading. The worst subtitles I've ever seen were for a Kurosawa film called Dodes'ka'den (I'm not entirely sure about the spelling, and am too lazy to look it up at the moment, but that's irrelevant here). This, however, may have that film beat. At least in bad translation.
episode iii, the backstroke of the west