Secrets and Lies

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Location: Southern California

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Taxes

So this new guy is still talking to me as if he means it. And tomorrow he's supposed to help me do my taxes. Did I mention that he's a financial adviser of some sort? Anyway, as I was going through my bank and credit card statements, it occurred to me that by letting him do my taxes, he's going to see exactly how financially irresponsible I am. How is that going to work? That's like me being around someone who thinks that Wedding Crashers is the height of filmmaking. I'm suddenly a little scared about the whole thing. Course, I guess I'm always scared of something. I'm still not 100% sure that he's into me or if he just likes getting laid. I haven't seen him since last week. But he seems to be interested in something. Today he casually (yes, casually) asked me if I watched porn. While I indulge in quite a bit of off-color humor from time to time, his comments sometimes catch me off guard, which is a new feeling. It is rare that I'm left without a witty/pithy remark, but he's not someone I can one-up. He takes it to 11 right away. I'm still trying to decide if I really like this boy. So far he hasn't given me any reasons not to.

So anyway, I'm hoping for a big refund this year, since I've had to pay for the last two years in a row, and last year it was a whole month's salary and it really was painful. Plus I'm poor, so I shouldn't have to pay taxes.

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