Shortage

Are my standards too high? I'm starting to think they might be. Occasionally I read articles about dating and such, and I realize that my problems have very little to do with me. I'm funny, approachable, hot, and easy going. I'm not making huge blunders that chase men away. I'm not shy. I know how to highlight the positive. I don't talk about exes or bad things in my life or the world. I'm able to be normal for a few hours. The problem is them. I've gone on lots of dates in the last year, and I wasn't attracted to any of them (except for the one guy, who I never actually dated). They're all out of shape, frumpy, and basically boring. Their jokes are old and tired, their jobs are completely uninteresting, and they're short. Yes, short. I don't like being two inches taller when I put heels on. What happened to all the cute guys? Where are they? The cute guys I've met have all been d-bags. So there's the crux of the situation. Personality=not cute. Cute=jerk. Very reductive, I know, but I've had some experience with this. I went on a date last week and the guy was not tall and he was chubby. And unbelievably boring. Nice, but boring. We had nothing in common. At all. Somehow whenever I go on a new blind date, I think this one will be different, that he will be cute and I will at least be attracted to him. Nope. One year. Not attracted to ANY of them. I never thought of myself as picky, but maybe I am. I want tall, fit, with hair, straight teeth, and clean clothes. And not a scheming d-bag. Is that so difficult? I know a couple of cute guys here, but they're kind of young and I don't have the cajones to ask either of them out. Mostly because I know them from school. Once graduation comes and goes, who knows where they will go? I doubt they have any plans to stay here. And I can't blame them. Argh. Such a shortage of hotties.