300

So I'm thirty minutes into this movie "300", and I have yet to see a scene that couldn't have been cut. This is why there are too many penises in Hollywood. I'm sure every dude in Sparta had a six pack and wasn't afraid of anything, but I love that when the oracle tells the king the opposite of what he wants to hear, his wife says "do what a free man would do" and so he fucks her. And it is a scene that should have been cut because it didn't mean anything. It was just an excuse to show her tits and show him fucking her like she was some sort of hooker instead of his wife and it didn't mean anything.

I'm already sick of the rock n roll soundtrack and the scenes being just music videos strung together. So Frank Marshall took an important story and turned it into something I am not interested in and ends up being nothing more than some dude's masturbatory emissions, which really only consist of the homoeroticism of scantily clad muscular men grappling with each other and then going home to women they fuck like dogs.

The scenes are overwrought with yelling and spitting and threats. Overacting too.

One thing though, it looks like a comic book. I guess that's about the only nice thing I can say about it.

I doubt I'll feel any different after the next hour and a half. I'll let you know. Course, you said you would call today and you didn't. Not very nice.