Secrets and Lies

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Location: Southern California

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Singlehood

Yesterday I finally finished the film. Now I just have the written part to do. I should have done it today, but I really wanted to goof off instead. I did get a few cute dresses and a sassy pair of shoes. So now that I have some time to look around and see everything around me, I'm extra certain that I don't want to be alone anymore. I have the outfits, now I just need somewhere to wear them. And some money to buy lots of swanky martinis at the downtown meet markets. I'm sure I can meet a man of quality there, right?

I went on a date with another internet guy, and I haven't talked to him since then. Turns out, he knows the ex, and spoke glowingly of him before I could steer the conversation in another direction. It also turns out that he is cheap, and could only manage to tip a dollar and some change on $23 worth of drinks. Yes, that's a dealbreaker. I started looking at other guys online, and there's really not a lot out there. And I want to say that all those people are losers, but I'm one of them. So am I a loser? Do people look at my picture online and say "wtf?" "who does thick chick think she is? Who would want to date a skank like that?

I think I am normal and can offer lots of nice perks to a guy, but it seems like I'm having delusions of grandeur since none of the dudes out there seem to agree.

So since I'm nearly done with school and all that entails, I'm wondering if this begins a constant downward spiral into oblivion by gathering stray cats and screaming random obscenities while I stand next to a shopping cart full of plastic bags and brandishing by useless degrees at unsuspecting passers-by. California is supposed to be some sort of amazing place where all is sunshine and rainbows, but not much good has happened to me since I've been here. And I hear we have more bounce out here, but my bounce isn't getting me anywhere. I seem to only have a knack for finding guys who only want to use me until something better (or less interesting) comes along. Are the guys out here all suffering from brain tumors or something? Has the sun cooked through their skulls?

I can't believe a hottie like me is perpetually single.

p.s. Did you hear that my movie is done????

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

CONGRATULATIONS on finishing the movie!!!

What can I say to convince you otherwise? Yes, there are guys out there who will recognize your beauty, intelligence, humor, quirks, etc. You just haven't found the right one(s) at the right time(s). Keep the faith.

RE: California...could it be that too many are searching for the blonde bombshell with the 36D's (plastic, of course)?

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