Suck It

It seems that today is "Be Rude to Me" day, and no one bothered to tell me. I've tried to be nice and polite to people, but they all are being big jerks to me. One is the graduate office, who is completely unconcerned that because they are so slow, my financial aid is going to get messed up for next semester. They basically said, you are not a priority. Suck it. Then there was the interview lady, who said, don't you have any skills? i.e. Suck it. Then there was the camera rental guy in Colorado, who flat out refused to quote me a price on any equipment because he is convinced I'll just get it cheaper somewhere else. So he, also, essentially told me to suck it.

What gives?