Kissing Strategy

So just about every day, I wander over to the blog of Tony Pierce, and then end up skimming through a bunch of stuff about the Cubs and all the chicks he's having sex with. Which is actually irritating, but every so often he comes up with something that actually is worth reading, so I come back day after day because I have faith.

Today he had a post about how to kiss a 23 year old virgin. My first thought is how misogynist it's going to be, but upon reading it, it actually made me kind of sad. It's such a process to kiss someone for the first time. I actually forgot about the process because it's been so long since anyone wanted to kiss me. How sad. And there's this part of me that wants to call ol' Tony up and say hey, I'm a 23 year old virgin--come and kiss me. But then I know that A. I don't like Tony Pierce and B. It's not such a process when she actually is dying to be kissed. And boy am I dying.

Anyway, c'est las vie, right? I had my shot at being that girl and I blew it. Nice going, eh?