LeBron and Me

Here is today's reason why I'm not like most people: I don't give a rat's ass who LeBron plays for. I didn't even know today was the day something was going to happen where he would go to a team. No, I was concerned about the Emmy nominations, and that Mad Men and Glee got a whole bunch. That Jay Leno was snubbed while Conan was nominated. That 30 Rock was nominated for a fourth time, but is up against such strong new competition it is a longshot to win. This, in a nutshell, is why most people think I'm strange. Or why they just don't seem to get me. I also don't give a rat's ass about the World Cup. nor am I going to pretend to in order to make other people think I'm cool or hip. I fucking hate watching soccer. It's boring. Like tennis and golf.

Another reason my life is weird to most people: I get calls from ridiculous people. Like HBO. Yes, HBO called me today asking for my help with something. Later a local TV news producer called me and the last thing I did before leaving the office was starting the process of getting my ticket to Madrid. Exciting, right?

And now I'm sitting on my couch watching local news, and what I'm looking forward to doing this weekend is getting my hair cut. That's how boring my life actually is. No plans, no friends, no nothing, unless it has to do with work. That's the only part of my life that's interesting, and that's why I'm weird.

That, and LeBron.