Ha Ha Ha

Ha ha Tom Brady; I always knew you were overrated. That's ok though, if you come over I can kiss it and make you feel better. Just don't talk. I just saw a YouTube video of Chris Berman freaking out; it was awesome. It's one of those things that makes you want to hit him on the head. One of the other things is those awful ties he always wears. Is his stylist retarded?

Anyway, I watched the game, but couldn't find anyone to make out with. I did try. I was told I should go to a supercross race or monster truck thing because there's lots of guys at those things. I pointed out that missing teeth and mullets aren't hot for me. Plus those guys don't get my wit.

I keep reminding myself that I need to vote on Tuesday. I saw on the news that Maria Shriver is endorsing Obama. I think it's the first time since Arnold took office that I've seen her speak about anything, much less politics. I think it's especially interesting when you consider her jerkoff of a husband endorsing whichever idiot he thinks will win.

It's been raining a lot here. I think it's supposed to get warmer soon. I hope so, because then I can wear my hot weather clothes. Which are, by the way, hot.

I'm boring today.