The Past Week

Here are some things I have learned in the past week:

1. My job sucks. But I can get another one.
2. The dudes I know pay a lot more attention to me when I act like I don't care what they do.
3. I've gone up a whole pant size since one year ago.
4. I am a confident enough woman that I can hit on a professional football player, and I am secure enough to be rejected and not get upset about it.
5. There are good looking linebackers in the NFL. We don't have to rely on Peyton Manning to be the only hottie.
6. I love buying new clothes because having them in my closet makes me feel pretty. Because I know I can look hot any time I choose.
7. This is the hottest I have ever been-attitude wise. Now if I can just get that 19 year old body back....
8. My ex is indeed an idiot. He doesn't realize he doesn't fit in with the cool kids (i.e. me and Ginger). He needs to stop trying to talk to us.
9. I helped raise over 10 thousand bucks by volunteering to help organize an art auction.
10. I am the healthiest of all my friends. Mentally and physically.
11. Cheap shoes are never a good idea when walking is involved.
12. I can be very charming when I want to be. Not to mention funny.
13. College kids will write decent papers if you scare them enough. But they will still be unable to follow directions.
14. I can list my skills in an interview and make it sound like I actually have some that are valuable.
15. I look much better with dark hair. "Espresso" is the new color for me. Next is a haircut.
16. Complacency can happen to anyone. And complacency is the enemy of creativity.
17. I still look like a student.
18. I hate my job. They suck.