Cellular

Well, it finally happened. I picked up my cell phone to check if it was still working, or if no one really was calling. And it wasn't working. It seems like it should make me feel better, but it doesn't. Because phones are a pain in the ass, and so is replacing it. Now I have to learn how to use this new thing that has all kinds of crap on it. I told the guy at the store the cheap phone was good enough, that I didn't need fancy stuff. But then I confessed that I'm really just cheap. Because it doesn't really matter. I don't have to make excuses to a salesperson. I can tell the truth. So I have a good reason why no one is calling, but only temporarily. But at least I'll have this shiny new thing that will never ring.