It's Halloween, Gimme Some Candy!

What happened to Halloween? When I was young, Halloween was fun because of all the the candy and dressing up and having fun and being silly. Now it's about women finding the sluttiest costume they can find that is 3 sizes too small so that skin and flesh are hanging out, crying out for attention. Now it's about getting wasted and acting like an idiot. Why? Is there a reason women have to have a Little Bo Peep costume that consists of a corset and a skirt that barely covers her ass? And why does she have to wear fishnets and 5 inch clear heels? On October 31, women suddenly feel a need to dress like strippers, and they actually go out and SPEND MONEY on this crap that they will never wear again, because next year, they'll have a new stripper costume with red sequined heels. I don't understand it. I don't feel comfortable in the costume that covers my body; so this does nothing for my self-consciousness. Add to that the fact that every picture of me shows that I have a horse face, and there's Halloween. So now I'm stuck fighting off trick-or-treaters for the pile of candy in my house. So when you see me tomorrow and I look ten pounds heavier, I am. I stuffed my face with Whoppers candy and Sweetarts and Snickers and all manner of chocolate, caramel, or peanut butter. Because candy makes me feel good. It loves me no matter what, and always makes me feel good. Candy is great. Candy is wonderful. I will always say yes to candy.