Public Service Announcement

For all of you who don't know, tickling can be very dangerous. For mutliple reasons. Engage with caution. I was the unlucky victim of tickling today. In my desparate attempts to escape the onslaught, I began flailing wildly. My elbow bone collided with my hip bone, and now I have an unsightly and painful bruise on my hip. It really hurts, and it's really embarrassing that I hit it with a bone that is not supposed to be in the same proximity. Being skinny can be problematic. Don't let anyone ever tell you different. And tickling can be hazardous to your health.